Blobfish

Spider Man :)

spiderman break dancing so hard that he jizzed through his hands

A stickman with a machete hard-on bending a railway, while standing on Mars

Martians don't like train sets

Don't bring guns to childrens parties.

a guy having a sad party cuz theres a drunk clown passed out at it

A black penis, the tip of it eaten off, and the balls have gigantic pubes

A pair of well drawn titties

Bluebird Tim was beginning to doubt if his new friend actually was who he said he was.

A super awesome bluebird dancing and singing

tweet tweet motherfucker

A mutant hybrid of a Pikachu/bird creature is sitting on the branch of a tree, pondering about love.

whoa, a rare, flying pikachu, up in the tree, you seeing this?

damn that flying pikachu, youre not a bird type

Picachu can't fly

The same shit again

Penis with a pink tip or a pizza or a purple pointy pig.

a grinning purple man/pig pointing at something outside the frame

kawaii snot

An Asian girl offers you candy.

Stupid internet memes.

uncle phil

old grandpa with no skin and gingivitis plus bug eye bothering oliver twist