two taxies having sex.

Two cars collide in a mighty crash

bedtime. tuck me in daddy. "smack?" " NO NOT SMACK DADDY!!" *needle in* "BAAAARGH AARGH. WEEEEEEEEEE. DREAM TIME NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA"

The night after my wife died in a horrific crash.

man realises his dream of having a dragon as a pet

An angry man reprimanding a dragon for its poor behavior in the house

BAD DRAGON. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.

A man with a pet dragon. The man is scolding his pet dragon for shitting where the dragon should not have shit.

dragon versus hipster distracted by crap

the pink millipede loves plants

a guy loves his plants aw

A man falls in love with a potter plant