woman blows up like a balloon

An illiterate fat woman.

Fat little blonde girl with a bunch of necklaces and no arms is not sure what How to read means

A Lovely day in the river!~

Black man in a black catsuit looks over at strawberry river

"hello welcome to hell, here, let me stamp your hand so you can get back in again if you need to go outside"

hell is a night club with demonic bouncers, also the door is a window

Hitler and the devil in Hell's Night Club having a drink.