Soldier secretly wants Merasmus but Merasmus is oblivious

Shy Soldier is trying to confess his feelings to Merasmus.

soldier confesses his feelings of sexual attraction towards merasmus

legless soldier declares his love for merasmus who has freakishly long eyelashes.

Merasmus caresses the floating severed torso of Soldier with his ridiculously long eyelashes, while Soldier professes his love. (What.)

Merasmus is playing with his brand new soldier action figure. However, deep into the plot, the solly action figure suddenly combusts!

Merasmus wonders if a miniature gibbed Soldier-or-possibly-Scout is edible and if it has anything to do with his fake ram's skull.

Merasmus holds Soldier's large man meat with a horrified look on his face.

Merasmus finally destroyed the soldier!... but as he takes his remains in his hands, he realizes that he just blew apart his best buddy...