Man meditating in a urine waterfall
buddist monk is splashed with piss right at the moment he achieves nirvana. the consequences this will have on the world are unclear.
A man was close to not being killed by the magical bucket filled with sunshine, but he didn't quite make it.
This box has the perfect dimensions for lovemaking.
heart-shaped box (hey, wait, i've got a new complaint..)
Some asshole sent you a Valentine with no candy in it.
After having smoked a fat blunt, you go for the stale valentines candy from months ago to soothe the munchies, only to find the box empty.
a drunk guy ate all his valentine sweets
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!