Carrot Hitler declares war on Potatoes

carrot is a jerk who wants to kill all potatoes. why is unclear. surely potatoes take some of the heat off carrots, you would have thought

A carrot silly saying that the potatoes must die.

Jerk carrot wants to kill all the potatoes

An angry carrot says 'die potato!' to a potato that is understandably upset and aggrieved. The potato says 'noooo!'.

angry carrot teling a potato to die, but the potato cries while saying nooo

carrot kills potato whore

An impotent carrot finally snaps, murdering his potato wife.

A vegetable killer

superman stabbed that young banana!

A FILTHY.. AWFUL.. DISGUSTING DUDE.. wearing green.. stabs a banana.. told you ninjas are violent people. u didnt listen

Static shock gives up on being a superhero and goes on to lead a successful career as a physician.

Whoopie Goldberg dressed as a doctor in the middle of a blizzard.

Whoopi Goldberg is a doctor riding a snowboard and staring in a Christmas movie called "Blizzard M.D."

I am so stupid that i think i'm extremely clever.

For example, I find something you can't see utterly HILARIOUS.

a confused porcupine

A confused hedgehog watching a dog pee.