The loneliest lamp that ever lived.

Forever alone lamp

single player activated.

Single Player Mode

Some kid found a NES and he's pissed because the controller isn't working, he doesn't know where to plug the damn thing in.

Man wants to buy the cassette tape of the new "We guhngoini ya xuy" album but it is tethered to the ground.

A bird named Rocket flies over a coded message.

phoenix nope-ing away from his to do list

a phoenix flying trough a purple mist with a to do list