sonic has a cold and is on crack

a giant sonic the hedgehog holding a coffee pot

Like him or not, Sonic needs his caffeine in the morning during his long runs.

fat ass purple anime squirrel sporting Sonic sneakers

Violet Duck with red Shoes.

a purple subject of ornithology studies wears red slippers with laces. chances are its a legendary Han of a thousand deceits.

A man on fire running

Person runs as they are burned.

some people on fire having gang bang or bukake

lots of semen in the face

oh no! the ninja threw the old timey sailor man and hes gonna land on some dudes face!

Gravity at it's finest.

Newton descovering that an apple on a branch has enough potential energy to cause a nuclear explosion, later summarized with E=(apple*v^2)/2