a house made entirely of used gum

Somebody with standards

Anon has standards and does not wish to draw the descriptions. (And yes, we are making it happen.)

angry blue letters

a man being chased by letters

"oh no the MTA attacks again!" The littleman runs for his life down the shitty river as the letters sing their satanic chant: 'ab fucking c'

marilyn monroe surfing

Kissy face

Pamela Anderson.