man marceline human

Person who asserts that they are indeed, human.

Jacking off

Goku is in love with a bush.

A man is afraid to lose his best friend, the bush

All the peas are on fire!!!

New hipster band: The Flaming Peas!

That one raccoon from that Cartoon Network show never hearing of someone before

a pissed off racoon

rabid raccoon is ready to fight

Coolest goddamn Tanooki in TOWN

A canoe is SOOOO COOOOL!

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat!

i got my flippy floppies

someone can't see cause its eyes are closed...

Brock complains that he cannot see, although a passerby knows the reason.

Brock can't see - Onix thinks he's an idiot.

Brock asserts the existence of his eyes

That guys eyes are right there

Big eyes staring at you

EVIL PIERCING DUBIOUS EYES STARING INTO MY SOUL!

a man laughing because have a stranger soul

Pac-man calling for a prostitute after an afternoon snack.

that's pac man making a drunk booty call

Lemons are sad.

crying lemons.

Two lemons are depressed at a penis (how the hell does EVERYTHING come around to penises?)

Two lemons and not a penis

Gay Guy Stuck In China

gay boy getting attacked by a mob of buck-toothed angry asians

the yellow people atack

Am angry mob of two people are chasing after a frantic and crazed homeless man

Zombies attacking a dude.

A guy is about to shoot another guy in a forest

A sniper kills an unsuspecting man who is chewing gum.

Man blowing some bubble gum and gets shot in the head while man is in a happy mood.

Elmer Fudd shoots a blue ninja in the head

So.........Ok then.....

Someone has bad public speaking skills, probably won't ever get laid.